Dear Editor:
To the owner of the white, three-quarter-tonne, relatively new Ford truck that so elegantly tore up the grass at the Barrhead Bethel Pentecostal Church yard, it was your stunt on that Sunday night that was superb. Even the timing was beyond belief. I will promise to not broadcast it out to the people of Barrhead.
You did a very fine job of tearing up the grass that was laying wet on that night of July 10 this year. Do not forget, I will not tell the RCMP, nor the people of Bethel Pentecostal Church.
The only thing I must include is: I lied.
Fred Parson
Barrhead
