Dear Editor,
I understand that when I turn 65, I am not capable of driving a school bus anymore, but I need an extension to finish off this school year. So if it is going to help me drive, I am now asking for that extension.
What a grand finale. I have been a loyal employee for 35 plus years and now I am going to get the pointed end of the boot.
Thank you very much.
Yours truly,
Leonard Stoik
P.S. Been in longer than Kowalski, wonder what my severance pay will be?